titty-twerks:

Dirk/android!Hal headcanon

whenever Dirk won’t hang out or talk to Hal for whatever reason, like chatting with his friends or fixing another robot, Hal will sit beside him and breathe really loudly

and he doesn’t need to because he’s an android but he does just to piss Dirk off and Dirk is just like “can yoU NOT??” and Hal’s like “what I’m just breathing, I never complain when you breathe” and Dirk is like “THAT’S BECAUSE I HAVE TO!”