celestialallegorist:

Imagine an alpha kids study night though

Jane and Dirk are hopped up on 10 kinds of caffeine and there are flashcards everywhere and everything is stained with highlighters its like the studypocalypse

while Roxy and Jake just sit in a corner playing video games and Roxy keeps telling them to chill out because physics is easy as shit

Jane gets a 95%

Dirk gets 100%

Roxy gets 110% somehow even though there was no extra credit

Jake gets -3%

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