jadedgalvanizer:

Author: wartransmission [a.k.a. me]

Fandom: Homestuck

Pairing: one-sided!AR/Dirk Strider, Dirk Strider/Jake English

Summary: You’d think that centuries of evolution would make it so that witless arguments between people would be done with. You’d think that, with the flourishing economy, with the healthier and easier lifestyles people have, they’d have less time for pathetic problems.

Then again, you’re not human enough to say such a thing.

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